Tweet a joke, the trolls shall come
It seems that the anti-feminist movement doesn’t have a sense of humor.
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I decided to book myself a hair appointment the other day.
I noticed on the lovely user-friendly service selection application the salon uses that a “women’s cut and style” was $30 and a “men’s cut” was $15. And I thought “Aw man, all I really want is a trim.”
For the record, I totally understand why. Traditionally, women’s hairstyles are longer and take more time to cut and whatnot. However, I know many men whose hairstyles definitely take some time to cut and style, and even more men whose hair is much longer than mine.
Anyway, debating gender norms in hairstyles is a completely different column.
What followed my hair appointment booking is what I’m more concerned with.
Upon noticing the price difference, I thought of a half-serious joke and tweeted, “I need feminism because women’s haircuts are $30 and men’s are $15 IN THE SAME SALON,” and proceeded to go on about my day, knowing that my followers would likely understand the intentions of my tweet.
Much to my surprise, a couple hours later an anti-feminist account retweeted me, with an accompanying explanation as to why men’s and women’s haircuts are priced differently.
I thought to myself, “Ha,” and went about my day.
That is, until my phone started blowing up. Hundreds of notifications popped up one after another for hours, all from people favoriting and retweeting and replying to me being Twitter shamed.
I learned a lot about myself. Apparently, my tweet made me a stupid, sexist, socialist slut and, to quote one person who self-identifies as a troll, I am a “f—ing joke.”
I also got some great hair advice. Little do they know I’ve already been down the shaved head route, and I loved every second of it.
They argued about how feminism should be humanism and that I was making a petty argument and that men pay so much more for car insurance and pretty much every other statement in the meninist handbook.
I could go on and on debunking every argument that was made. I could defend myself. But I’m not going to, because I don’t owe them anything.
The fact that there are so many accounts in the Twitterverse specifically dedicated to seeking out feminist tweets and shaming them is truly reflective of where we are as a society, especially when one looks at who follows these things. Being surrounded by like-minded feminist people all the time, one sometimes gets the idea that the world is progressing in thought and that the ignorance is few and far between.
This was sort of a wake-up call. As I scrolled through the followers of the account that retweeted me, I noticed a trend. Most of them were young, white males who met the Internet troll stereotype. For whatever reason these dudes come to the Internet and bully everyone for fun, because hostility and aggressive Internet behavior is fun, right?
That was not surprising. What was very surprising was the amount of young, teenage girls. Most of these girls identified as strongly conservative, Christian, and/or clearly defined their distaste with feminism in their Twitter bios. I found this very sad and almost heartbreaking. Feminism is for everyone, but I feel that these girls are being indoctrinated in such a way that they have no idea that you can be Christian, conservative and a feminist.
Feminism is one of the only progressive movements, other than racism, that has such a definitive and hostile countermovement. I did not personally get any death threats, but women who voice their opinions on the internet are so often told to kill themselves or are threatened that it is concerning that there are enough people who think that way to cause a problem.
And who is mostly behind this? The young, white males of the Internet.
So forget the price of the haircut, I need feminism because of petty hostility.
I need feminism because of the girls who don’t think they need it.
I need feminism because a men’s haircut is not necessarily short and a women’s haircut is not necessarily long.
I need feminism because of the entire anti-feminist movement and people who specifically seek out hashtags as a target for aggression.
But mostly, I need feminism because we are nowhere near where we need to be.
Megan Osborne can be contacted at [email protected].
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kbet • Apr 11, 2015 at 5:40 pm
Your a member of a hate movement that has long advocated for the outright enslavement, mass castration, and mass murder of men. Your a member of a hate movement, that has routinely, and predictably, turned education into a zero sum game where girls must win at all costs, and boy’s must lose at all costs. Your a member of a hate movement, that for decades on end, argued and advocated for discrimination against men in healthcare, law’s and their application in society, in the judicial system, and in social assistance. Your a member of a hate movement, that during a national crisis in Haiti, demanded, that men receive no aid and be left to starve, to increase women’s social power in Haitian society(only giving aid to women, to force men to beg women or starve to death).
That is why nothing you say will ever be “funny”. Feminist bigots, time and time again, when called out on it, claim it was just “humor”. You are a member of a hate movement. No one finds you funny, and tolerance for feminism is going out the window fairly quickly. In terms of social tolerance, feminism is the 60’s KKK. Make no mistake, the time for feminists to decide to “not be feminists”, in order to escape the 90’s KKK treatment, is coming to a close.
The day will soon come, when you will not be able to backtrack from being party to a hate movement, and will be held accountable in both courts of law, and courts of public opinion.